Never take an aspirin while holding a dead gorilla head.

I learned that as well as many other random real life pearls while studying for today's microbio exam.  Try to avoid inhaling rat excrement.  Black vomit is always a bad sign.  Oh yes and despite safe practices and abstinence, everyone (yes EVERYONE) has STDs...Just from being living and breathing.  Don't worry, you'll never notice and you'll probably never show signs, but rest assured at least one of your friends knows ; )

Winter semester is almost over!!!  Only 2.5 short weeks until those butt clowns I go to school with can no longer ask me "What's this test gonna be like?", "Did that teacher give you a hint?", etc.  I will be...drumroll....A NORMAL MEDICAL STUDENT!!!  That's also an oxymoron.  The downside to that is that my classes that begin on May 10th will be grossly more intense, but you know what I'm totally ready to get started.  The sooner I start, the sooner I"ll be done and in clinics! Time is totally flying.

In other news...  There is none.  I studied the entire weekend...lol.  I miss you guys!  I'll make up for my lack of communication over the past few months and the future few months by providing FREE HEALTHCARE when I'm done.  =)