Thursday, October 27, 2011

If he mess up you gotta hit him up

It always happens around test time that I'll think I can study productively even when I'm exhausted. That theory was debunked tonight. I was learning about ACE inhibitors (blood pressure drugs) when all of a sudden I realize the following:

1. An hour has passed
2. I know no more about ACE inhibitors than I did an hour ago.
3. I now know EVERYTHING there is to know about Will Smith's family life.

Did you guys know that the Smith power couple has an open marriage?! That's right! They allow each other to step out of the marriage as long as they know it's going to happen before hand. I will NOT be doing that. I'm not ok with my husband sticking it to anyone else... And if he's gonna do it anyway, I pray that he's sneaky enough for me to never know...for his sake. Ugh I'm gonna have to put a "I get to sell everything you own and make you watch it while I deposit the money in my non-joint checking account" clause in my prenup. Yikes... Maybe I shouldnjust join a convent.

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