Where The Heart Is...

This beautiful and smart girl is my friend's daughter.  He was going to teach in the anatomy lab, didn't have a sitter, and wife was out of town.  So I told him to drop her off.  I set her up with a movie and Juno while I studied.  Then, I couldn't study anymore...I just stopped caring.  So I sat and played with her for a while.  We watched Robots and then she started telling me about her mom's pregnancy.  It's really funny bc she knows what's going on, but she doesn't know how to put everything together exactly.  Here's how the conversation went.

Lil girl:  I'm having a baby.
Me:  You are?
Lil girl: Yes, she's in my mommy's tummy right now.
Me:  Really?  When is she gonna come out?
Lil girl: When I'm a big sister.
Me: That's so awesome!  Do you know what her name is going to be?
Lil girl: Lady bug.
Me: What?
Lil girl: LADY BUG.
Me: Awesome.  I bet you can't wait!
Lil girl: YEA!  My mom is going to spit her out of her mouth soon...like this ***makes spit noise***

So adorable. Anyway, I lost a couple of hours of studying, but I think I gained a little of my life back.  Still scared for Monday, but feeling a little more like a bad performance wouldn't end my life.  Ready to study again.
 

If he mess up you gotta hit him up

It always happens around test time that I'll think I can study productively even when I'm exhausted. That theory was debunked tonight. I was learning about ACE inhibitors (blood pressure drugs) when all of a sudden I realize the following:

1. An hour has passed
2. I know no more about ACE inhibitors than I did an hour ago.
3. I now know EVERYTHING there is to know about Will Smith's family life.

Did you guys know that the Smith power couple has an open marriage?! That's right! They allow each other to step out of the marriage as long as they know it's going to happen before hand. I will NOT be doing that. I'm not ok with my husband sticking it to anyone else... And if he's gonna do it anyway, I pray that he's sneaky enough for me to never know...for his sake. Ugh I'm gonna have to put a "I get to sell everything you own and make you watch it while I deposit the money in my non-joint checking account" clause in my prenup. Yikes... Maybe I shouldnjust join a convent.

Song of the Moment....

Have had this in my head for two days...  Not symbolic.  Just stuck there.

"Heart Like Mine"

I ain't the kind you take home to mama
I ain't the kind to wear no ring
Somehow I always get stronger
When I'm on my second drink

Even though I hate to admit it
Sometimes I smoke cigarettes
The Christian folks say I should quit it
And I just smile and say "god bless"

Cause I heard Jesus he drank wine
And I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet he'd understand a heart like mine

Daddy cried when he saw my tattoo
But said he loved me anyway
My brother got the brains of the family
So I thought I'd learn to sing

Cause I heard Jesus he drank wine
And I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet he'd understand a heart like mine

And I'll fly away from it all one day
And I'll fly, I'll fly away
But these are the days that I will remember
When my names called on a roll
He'll meet me with two long stem glasses
And make a toast to me coming home

Cause I heard Jesus he drank wine
And I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet he'd understand
Understand a heart like mine
Oh yes he would